Dear Mr. J.H.,
For the record, lest the above post be thought an overreaction, you just posted a video of what appears to be an anatomically realistic replica of the erect male member. Why is not the videographer repulsed by the grotesque nature of the object? Does not the revulsion override the faint pleasure elicited by whatever humour you might see in it, assuming that you have the bad taste to find it funny? Or perhaps he does not feel any revulsion, just the same two pleasures that you seem to feel aboutit - the pleasure of joking around about it, and the pleasure of looking at it? Perhaps the one may be an excuse for the other, and sharing it publicly is how he assures himself in his own mind that it was all just in good humour, and there's nothing perverted at all about buying a dildo, sodomising yourself with it, and joking around with your redneck buddies about men getting penetrated by it. That doesn't account for the lack of extreme revulsion, which unless you are hopelessly hypersexualised is going to override the pleasure of laughter. Why then are you not too revolted share such a thing with me? Why attend upon such a thing even as a joke? Answer: Hyper-sexualisation. Perversion.
To be clear, I am no prude. I am personally indifferent to other people's sexuall perversions unless they are harming people other than themselves. More to the point, I do not care a whit, moralistically speaking, about what man or woman does with his own genitals, so long as he is not making it known to me. (Sadly this corrupt world has forced such things into my mind against my volition, and it is my nature to solve intellectually every problem that chaunces to thrust itself into my mind, no matter how disagreeable the task. It is a most regrettable defect of character.) I pass no personal judgment upon you just because I am aware of your perversion. But I do know the correct uses of the genitals, and I can also see hypersexualisation and perversion when it is jarringly manifest to me. It is not improper of me to call things out as I see them.
You, sir, to be perfectly frank, are a hypersexualised pervert. Quite apart from a person's preferred object of fixation, hypersexualisation is the perversion of perversions, and sadly you are stricken rather badly with that disease. Are you aware? You ought to know this. I hope you do not take that as a personal attack upon your character, for it is not intended to be such. I only want men to strengthen themselves by being aware of how the world has perverted their once pure minds. Auto-sodomy (as I call masturbation and pornography watching) appears to be capable of twisting the mind of any person in any direction of perversion via a process of which might be called auto-sodomistic reinforcement, for want of a better term. Once perverted, the mind, it would appear, can go in any direction of perversion it fancies. Therefore I pass no judment on you or anyone on the basis of the particular flavour of the perversion. All that matters to me is the fact that you are a hypersexualised pervert. Accordingly, whether you want it or not, you have my sincere compassion and sympathy. That is all I have to say on the matter for the time being. If I am so minded I might have more to add. Until then, yours etc.,
LORD IXABERT.