Rawhide "Doug" Kobayashi
Сила бога-нам подмога
One can only hope based Wales will win against the US, though it doesn't seem likely (if they win, it could fuel a lot of nationalist sentiment at home). England decided to jettison their homosexualist armbands when the Qatari FIFA officials threatened a yellowcard, and went on to womp a demoralised Iran; Qatar lost their opener ofc.
I have no idea who will win tbh, but Belgium and France are my top picks.